KIDDY'S HOUSE

dumb sentence

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

October 7, 1992 Orange and Blue Shirt.

I sang to my mobile phone on your car because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway, and because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

"Spring Break"

I plan on doing alot of things for spring break. I'm going to hang out with all my friends of course, go to a couple of parties. I'm also going camping with some of the guys, and I think that is going to be really fun. I'm looking forward for this upcoming week, especially since there is no school.

Alphabet Story

A long long time ago there was this bizarre witch from planet Alien.
Back in the day no one knew about the planet but, Bandit.
Cowardly Bandit did not want to tell any one because he was scared.
Dallas, Texas is where it all took place, and that's where the witch lived.
Easily the witch could get some one to come to her house, so she could feast.
Friendly as she may seem on the streets she was not so friendly at her layer.
Guys fell madly in love with her because of her beauty.
Her evil herbicide could kill a man a football field away.
"I must tell somebody about the planet," said Bandit.
Just to be safe I will sneak into her layer after she goes into town.
Knowing she had a potion to be turned into a human Bandit snuck inside and found the potion.
Leaving no evidence what so ever he snuck right back out of the layer as a human.
Melancholy he was not a dog no more, so he had to be dressed like a human.
No one even could tell that he was ever a dog before.
Only he knew he was not born a human, so he goes and tells everyone about how to kill the witch.
Pleased at him the whole town follows him to her layer, they all yell to the witch we know your secrete.
Queen of Alien planet please come and take this witch away.
Rascal, she yells at Bandit, I will come back for you my pretty.
Steamed as she was she had to go back to Alien Planet.
The whole town was happy about her leaving.
Unicorns and unicycles where going around for free all over the place.
Venus was no longer invaded by Planet Alien.
Waft and weary the whole town celebrated.
Xtreme as could Bandit stayed a human.
Your welcome he yells to the town as he walked around as they say thanks.
Zany the zebra gave him a ride back to his house.

It's a Dog's World!!

Hi, my name is Champ and I love to play. My favorite thing to do though is to play with my best friend Chance. Chance is my owner, and he is the best. Chance is always telling me secretes and taking me to his friends houses. His friend are always playing with me and I love to chase them. And every weekend Chance's daddy is always taking me to watch Chance play this game with a ball and little shiny things on there sides. The game looks so much fun, but Jim (oh Jim is Chance's daddy) told me I can't play with them. He keeps me hooked up to this little chain rope thingy called a leash, and man do I hate it. Well one Saturday Jim is hooking me up to the leash, and well I think it would be fun if he chased me. So I take off running and well I see he is not chasing me so I am just running around chasing my tail. Then I see Chance running with the ball and Jim is running down the side saying go go go. So I went, I started chasing Chance and I jumped up and grabbed the little shiny thing on his side. Then that's when I see that I'm in big trouble, so here I am getting surrounded by all of Chance's friends and these big guys with black and white shirts on. OH NO what did I do, so I start crying then every one starts laughing at me. Chance picks me up and takes me to his daddy. Chance tells me that a boy. Then he runs back out to play with his friends. That game was fun, I try to tell Jim, but he don't speak me language. I guess humans will never know what we pups say.