It's a Dog's World!!

Hi, my name is Champ and I love to play. My favorite thing to do though is to play with my best friend Chance. Chance is my owner, and he is the best. Chance is always telling me secretes and taking me to his friends houses. His friend are always playing with me and I love to chase them. And every weekend Chance's daddy is always taking me to watch Chance play this game with a ball and little shiny things on there sides. The game looks so much fun, but Jim (oh Jim is Chance's daddy) told me I can't play with them. He keeps me hooked up to this little chain rope thingy called a leash, and man do I hate it. Well one Saturday Jim is hooking me up to the leash, and well I think it would be fun if he chased me. So I take off running and well I see he is not chasing me so I am just running around chasing my tail. Then I see Chance running with the ball and Jim is running down the side saying go go go. So I went, I started chasing Chance and I jumped up and grabbed the little shiny thing on his side. Then that's when I see that I'm in big trouble, so here I am getting surrounded by all of Chance's friends and these big guys with black and white shirts on. OH NO what did I do, so I start crying then every one starts laughing at me. Chance picks me up and takes me to his daddy. Chance tells me that a boy. Then he runs back out to play with his friends. That game was fun, I try to tell Jim, but he don't speak me language. I guess humans will never know what we pups say.