A long long time ago there was this bizarre witch from planet Alien.
Back in the day no one knew about the planet but, Bandit.
Cowardly Bandit did not want to tell any one because he was scared.
Dallas, Texas is where it all took place, and that's where the witch lived.
Easily the witch could get some one to come to her house, so she could feast.
Friendly as she may seem on the streets she was not so friendly at her layer.
Guys fell madly in love with her because of her beauty.
Her evil herbicide could kill a man a football field away.
"I must tell somebody about the planet," said Bandit.
Just to be safe I will sneak into her layer after she goes into town.
Knowing she had a potion to be turned into a human Bandit snuck inside and found the potion.
Leaving no evidence what so ever he snuck right back out of the layer as a human.
Melancholy he was not a dog no more, so he had to be dressed like a human.
No one even could tell that he was ever a dog before.
Only he knew he was not born a human, so he goes and tells everyone about how to kill the witch.
Pleased at him the whole town follows him to her layer, they all yell to the witch we know your secrete.
Queen of Alien planet please come and take this witch away.
Rascal, she yells at Bandit, I will come back for you my pretty.
Steamed as she was she had to go back to Alien Planet.
The whole town was happy about her leaving.
Unicorns and unicycles where going around for free all over the place.
Venus was no longer invaded by Planet Alien.
Waft and weary the whole town celebrated.
Xtreme as could Bandit stayed a human.
Your welcome he yells to the town as he walked around as they say thanks.
Zany the zebra gave him a ride back to his house.
15 years ago
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